Women Taking Charge of Their Health

THE HORMONE CLARITY KICKSTART TEST

Finally—an at-home, comprehensive functional hormone test that goes beyond standard labs to uncover the real reasons behind your hot flashes, sleep struggles, and stubborn weight changes.

Get the Hormone Clarity Kickstart Test — uncover how your hormones, stress, and metabolism work together and take the next step toward steady energy, restful sleep, and balanced weight.

Yes, I’m Ready $429!

~~REGULAR PRICE: $985+~~

Offer available for a limited time only

Do You Struggle With . . .

Mood Swings & Irritability – Feeling calm one moment and snapping the next without knowing why.

Foggy Thinking – Trouble focusing, forgetfulness, and that frustrating “brain fog.”

Dragging Energy – Constant fatigue, afternoon slumps, and needing caffeine just to get through the day.
Sleepless Nights & 3AM Wake-Ups – Restless nights, night sweats, and waking up exhausted.

Stubborn Weight Gain – Eating clean, exercising, yet the scale won’t move—or creeps up anyway.

If you're feeling this way, it's not your fault...

If you’ve blamed yourself for lacking discipline… if you’ve wondered why your labs come back “normal” but you still feel miserable… you need to know this: your symptoms aren’t random, and your body isn’t broken.

What If You Could…

Feel emotionally grounded again—responding with patience and calm instead of being hijacked by irritability or unexpected mood swings?
Stay sharp and focused at work and at home—no more losing your train of thought mid-sentence.
Feel calm and steady—without the racing thoughts, constant worry, or wired-but-tired overwhelm that keeps you on edge and makes it hard to truly rest or recharge.
Sleep through the night without hot flashes or 3AM wake-ups—waking rested and ready for the day.
Watch the scale finally move in the right direction because your hormones are supporting your metabolism instead of fighting it.

The Hormone Clarity Kickstart Test Is The Surefire Way To...

Uncover the Root Cause of Your Symptoms

Instead of a single hormone number, you’ll see the complete picture—how your body is actually metabolizing estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone. This explains why hot flashes, sleep disruptions, or stubborn weight gain happen in the first place—so you can finally target the real issue.

See How Stress and Sleep Are Affecting Your Health

By mapping cortisol throughout the day and measuring melatonin, the Hormone Clarity Kickstart Test reveals how stress patterns and sleep hormones are driving your fatigue, night wakings, or “tired-but-wired” feelings. With this clarity, you’ll know how to restore steady energy and restful nights.

Get Clear Next Steps With Expert Guidance

No more wondering what your hormone results mean. Inside your private member portal, you’ll find an easy-to-follow video that walks you through the comprehensive hormone test in plain language—so you can understand what’s happening in your body and why it matters. Knowledge is power, and this clarity gives you the power to move forward.

INTRODUCING

THE HORMONE CLARITY KICKSTART

ANSWERS WHEN 'NORMAL LABS' DON'T EXPLAIN YOUR SYMPTOMS

This advanced at-home test reveals the hidden hormone imbalances behind your sleepless nights, hot flashes, and weight changes—so you can finally understand what’s really going on in your body.

Here's What You're Going To Get

A Comprehensive Hormone Test Kit

(value: $499)

Delivered straight to your door, this advanced at-home test maps estrogen, progesterone, testosterone, cortisol, and melatonin—plus how your body metabolizes and clears them.
Unlike basic bloodwork, it gives the full picture of what’s driving your hot flashes, restless nights, weight struggles, and brain fog.

Expert Video Classes for Perimenopause Support

(value: $299)

Intro to Hormones in Perimenopause – with Melody Hartzler, PharmD
Macros for Midlife – with Lindsey Dalton, PharmD
Mastering Your Mindset – with Nicole Grams, PharmD

Your Results, Demystified

(value: $100)

A walk-through of your hormone test results with expert interpretation.
You’ll receive a step-by-step video from Melody Hartzler, PharmD, explaining what your lab markers mean, how they relate to your symptoms, and what to consider next.

WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL!

I'm So Committed To Your Success, I'm Including These Valuable Bonuses...

Bonus #1: Labs Decoded: Hormone Glossary

(value $29)

Confused by cortisol? Puzzled by progesterone? This printable mini-glossary breaks down each key hormone labs in plain English—so you understand what you’re looking at and how it may relate to your symptoms. No more Googling strange terms—just simple, clear insight.

Bonus #2: Hormone-Friendly Habits Tracker (value $29)

Consistency creates change—and this printable tracker helps you build momentum. Log hydration, protein, sleep, movement, and stress habits in one place to stay focused while you wait for your results. Small steps daily = big transformation ahead.

Bonus #3: Intro to Functional Medicine Video from The Stress Solution

(value $29)

Uncover the "why" behind chronic symptoms. Explore how nutrition, lifestyle, and personalized care can reverse dysfunction and restore vitality—helping patients move beyond symptom management to lasting wellness.

What Our Clients Are Saying

"I thought weight gain was inevitable. With this program, I lost inches and gained vitality!"

Patricia S.

Charlotte, North Carolina

"The testing gave me answers my doctor missed. I finally know how to support my body well."

Karen T.

Denver, Colorado

"Every step made sense. My hot flashes are calmer, and I feel hopeful for the first time."

Rebecca D.

Seattle, Washington

Let's Get One Thing Straight...

If you’ve ever been told “your labs are normal”—yet you still struggle with hot flashes, restless nights, weight gain, or brain fog—you’re not imagining things.

Here’s why:
Traditional lab work is designed to flag disease, not to optimize health. The “normal range” often reflects what is average across a wide population—not what is ideal for energy, sleep, mood, and healthy weight. This means you can fall within that “normal” box and still feel far from your best.

That’s where functional testing makes a difference. Our comprehensive Hormone Clarity Kickstart test looks beyond the surface by evaluating how your hormones are actually functioning, how stress and sleep cycles affect your body, and whether your systems are working in harmony.

With expert insight from a practitioner trained in functional medicine, you’ll receive a guided explanation of your results—helping you understand how your hormone patterns relate to your symptoms. Instead of vague reports or unexplained numbers, you’ll gain clear, empowering information and next-step suggestions tailored to common hormone patterns in perimenopause.

This isn’t just data—it’s direction.

Here’s Everything You Get Inside the Hormone Clarity Kickstart Package

You're not just purchasing a lab test—you’re stepping into clarity, confidence, and direction for your health.

What's Included...

Comprehensive Hormone Test Kit (value $499).

Expert Video Classes for Perimenopause Support (value $299).

Your Results, Demystified (value $100).

Labs Decoded – Hormone Glossary (value $29).

Hormone-Friendly Habits Tracker (value $29).

Intro to Functional Medicine Video from The Stress Solution (value $29).

THAT'S A TOTAL VALUE OF: $985+
...all for just $429 today!

GET IT ALL NOW FOR $429

Offer available for a limited time only

Let's Recap Everything You're About To Get...

Access the Hormone Clarity Kickstart Package featuring 6+ comprehensive components of hormone health essentials, brimming with:
- Expert-led video classes,
- Comprehensive hormone lab testing, and
- Personalized interpretation, templates, and a strategic plan that'll secure steady energy, mental clarity, weight balance, and restful sleep
Experience the expertly crafted Comprehensive Hormone Test with Expert Interpretation that strengthens your understanding of what's really happening in your body during perimenopause. . . and it actually works.
Rely on the knowledge of the trusted authority in the functional hormone and perimenopause space, ensuring you receive top-quality products and services that set us apart from the rest.
Benefit from the clear, step-by-step guidance that helps you get results from comprehensive hormone mapping, cortisol rhythm analysis, and personalized nutrition strategies for midlife.
Enjoy unwavering support and guidance, allowing you to maintain a consistent wellness journey, without the distractions of ever-changing health fads and trends.

You might be thinking... Why would you listen to me?

Because we are not just any ordinary health practitioner.

As a dedicated team of functional medicine pharmacists with decades of experience, We've walked the same path you're on right now. I (Melody) have faced my own health challenges, feeling lost and overwhelmed in search of answers.

I transitioned from struggling with my well-being to discovering the keys to a healthier, more balanced lifestyle, all while juggling the responsibilities of a demanding career and family life.

Upon overcoming my own obstacles, I found my true calling in helping others transform their lives. I've turned my mess into my message and dedicated myself and built a team to guide you on your journey to optimal health and wellness.

I'm not different than you are; I once grappled with the same issues you're experiencing now. Our PharmToTable team clinicians also each have their own unique healing story.

Through my personal journey, I've gained invaluable insights and developed effective strategies to empower others in achieving lasting health and wellness transformations – and now, we are here to support you.

- Dr. Melody Hartzler and the PharmToTable Team

People Just Like You Were Stuggling With The Same Challenges, See What They Have To Say...

"I was lost in the brain fog. Now I sleep better, my mood is stable, and I feel in control."

Jennifer M.

Portland, Oregon

"This program helped me understand my hormones. I have energy again and feel like myself!"

Lisa K.

Austin, Texas

"Finally, someone explained why I feel off—and gave me tools to thrive in perimenopause!"

Michelle R.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The Hormone Clarity Kickstart Is For You If You Are Ready To...

Finally Understand What’s Going On In Your Body. You’re done wondering, googling, or being told “everything looks normal.” You want real answers, rooted in functional medicine—not vague theories or another guess.
Sleep through the night again — without 3AM wake-ups, tossing and turning, or night sweats.
Finally, see progress with your weight — because your metabolism is working with you, not against you.
Regain your mental clarity — so you can stay sharp at work, remember details, and enjoy conversations without the fog.
Have steady, reliable energy all day long — enough to keep up with your family, your work, and still have some left for yourself.
Stop Wasting Time, Energy & Money on Guesswork. You’re ready to skip the endless supplements, fads, or advice that doesn’t apply to you. This test gives you clarity, so every step forward is grounded in science.
Build a Foundation for Long-Term Wellness. You’re not just looking for a quick fix—you’re building toward sustainable health. And you want to start with the right insights, habits, and support.

TOTAL VALUE OF $985+
ALL OF THIS FOR JUST $429

GET IT ALL NOW FOR $429

Some people think I'm crazy!

We are offering this at such an exceptional price of $429 because we don’t want you to keep feeling dismissed and frustrated by ‘normal’ labs that don’t explain your symptoms.

We want you to finally experience the relief of answers and the peace of mind that comes with a clear path forward.

GET IT ALL NOW FOR $429

Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly is the Comprehensive Hormone Lab Test?

The test for Comprehensive Hormones is an advanced at-home test that measures estrogen, progesterone, testosterone, cortisol, melatonin, and more. It not only shows your hormone levels but also how your body is metabolizing and clearing them, giving a complete picture of what’s driving your symptoms.

How is this different from the bloodwork my doctor ordered?

Traditional bloodwork provides a single hormone snapshot at one point in time. The comprehensive test shows your hormone patterns, stress rhythm throughout the day, and how your body processes hormones. It connects directly to symptoms like hot flashes, sleepless nights, stubborn weight gain, and brain fog.

How do I take the test?

The test is simple and completed at home. You’ll collect dried urine samples on paper strips at specific times during one day. Then, mail the strips back in the prepaid envelope. Clear instructions are included, and it only takes a few minutes to complete each step.

Does it hurt? Are there needles involved?

No needles, no blood draws, and no fasting. It’s as easy as using a paper strip, drying it, and placing it in an envelope. Completely painless and convenient.

How long does it take to get my results?

Once you mail your samples back, results are typically available in 2–3 weeks.

What happens once I get my results?

As soon as your report is ready, you will have access and can then dive into the interpretation video in your portal account. After that session you’ll leave with clarity and a clear next step forward.

Can’t I just Google my results and figure it out myself?

You could try—but most people find these test reports complex and overwhelming without context. That’s why your Hormone Clarity Kickstart includes a guided video walkthrough from a functional medicine-trained practitioner, plus bonus tools like a Hormone Glossary and Habit Tracker to help you connect the dots between your symptoms and the results. It’s the clarity and confidence you can’t get from a Google search.

Is this covered by insurance?

At this time, most insurance companies do not cover functional lab testing like this comprehensive test. That’s why we’re offering this package at a special rate of $429—well below the combined value of the test, consultation, and bonuses ($985+)

Who is this test best for?

This test is for women who are done guessing and ready for real answers.

If you’re noticing changes in your sleep, mood, energy, focus, or weight—and you suspect your hormones are playing a role—this test can help uncover what’s really going on.

You’ve tried powering through, cleaning up your diet, adding more exercise, or managing stress—but something still feels “off.” You’re ready to stop blaming willpower and start working with your body instead of against it.

Whether you’re in perimenopause or just feeling the shift, this is your chance to finally get data that connects the dots—and opens the door to what’s next.

Can men take the Comprehensize Hormone Test?

Yes, men can take the comprehensive test too—it measures testosterone, cortisol, melatonin, and other markers. However, this specific package is designed with women’s midlife hormone changes in mind.

What if my results come back normal?

Even if your results are within standard ranges, the comprehensive hormone test often reveals patterns (like poor hormone metabolism, stress rhythms, or melatonin imbalances) that explain your symptoms. And if everything looks optimal, you’ll gain peace of mind and know to look elsewhere for the cause.

What if I don’t get better after taking the test?

The Hormone Clarity Kickstart isn’t a magic bullet—but it is a powerful first step toward understanding what’s really driving your symptoms. By revealing how your hormones, stress, and sleep cycles are functioning, the test helps you stop guessing and start connecting the dots.

From there, you’ll have options:

✔ Use the expert-guided videos to start implementing foundational strategies right away.

✔ Decide if a deeper program like Thrive 2.0 or 1:1 support is the right next step for your journey.

Either way, you’ll walk away with clarity—and that’s something no symptom checklist or generic advice can provide.

Lab Test Disclaimers

PharmToTable, LLC™ doesn't offer refunds for The Hormone Clarity Kickstart/Comprehensive Hormone Test and can't be held responsible for the client's inaccurate collection of the Hormone Test.

Purchased Hormone Clarity Kickstart/Comprehensive Hormone Tests are non-transferable and nonrefundable.

International orders will be responsible for return shipping charges.

LET'S GET TO THE ROOT CAUSE OF YOUR HEALTH CHALLENGE

Optimizing Your Health Has Never Been So Complete And Backed By Science

Discover the reasons behind your sleep issues, hot flashes, weight gain, brain fog, and fatigue with our easy-to-use at-home test kit. Dive deep into understanding your Comprehensive Hormone Test results and any potential imbalances to enhance your overall well-being.

The Hormone Clarity Kickstart will save you from dedicating countless hours of your day, getting lost in the whirlwind of endless (and often inaccurate) health information.

Now is the moment to abandon the overwhelming search for answers and trade the "Try & Hope" approach for a proven solution that genuinely delivers results!

Your Next Step Starts Here

You’ve spent long enough pushing through hot flashes, sleepless nights, stubborn weight gain, and brain fog without real answers.

Now you have a choice: keep guessing with diets, supplements, and “normal” labs that don’t explain your symptoms… or finally see the full picture of your hormone health with the Hormone Clarity Kickstart.

When you enroll today, you’ll receive:

The Comprehensive Hormone Test Kit (value: $499).
Expert-led video sessions (value $299).
Your Results, Demystified (value $100).

Plus, You’ll Also Receive These Exclusive Bonuses:

Bonus #1: Labs Decoded – Hormone Glossary (value: $29).
Bonus #2: Hormone-Friendly Habits Tracker (value: $29).
Bonus #3: Intro to Functional Medicine Video from The Stress Solution (value: $29).

Total Value: $985+
Your Investment Today: Just $429

It’s Time to Stop Guessing and Start Healing.

Whether you're navigating hot flashes, fatigue, brain fog, or frustrating weight changes, this is your chance to stop spinning your wheels and start making progress—with clarity, confidence, and science on your side.

Click below to order your Hormone Test now. Because you deserve real answers—and a direction that actually works.

"Yes I'm Ready to Get Clarity for $429"

Offer available for a limited time only.

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THE HORMONE CLARITY KICKSTART TEST

Do You Struggle With . . .

If you're feeling this way, it's not your fault...

What If You Could…

The Hormone Clarity Kickstart Test Is The Surefire Way To...

INTRODUCING

THE HORMONE CLARITY KICKSTART

ANSWERS WHEN 'NORMAL LABS' DON'T EXPLAIN YOUR SYMPTOMS

Here's What You're Going To Get

A Comprehensive Hormone Test Kit

(value: $499)

Expert Video Classes for Perimenopause Support

(value: $299)

Your Results, Demystified

(value: $100)

Bonus #1: Labs Decoded: Hormone Glossary

(value $29)

Bonus #2: Hormone-Friendly Habits Tracker (value $29)

Bonus #3: Intro to Functional Medicine Video from The Stress Solution

(value $29)

What Our Clients Are Saying

Patricia S.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Let's Get One Thing Straight...

Here’s Everything You Get Inside the Hormone Clarity Kickstart Package

You're not just purchasing a lab test—you’re stepping into clarity, confidence, and direction for your health.

Let's Recap Everything You're About To Get...

You might be thinking... Why would you listen to me?

People Just Like You Were Stuggling With The Same Challenges, See What They Have To Say...

Michelle R.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The Hormone Clarity Kickstart Is For You If You Are Ready To...

TOTAL VALUE OF $985+ALL OF THIS FOR JUST $429

Some people think I'm crazy!

Frequently Asked Questions

Lab Test Disclaimers

LET'S GET TO THE ROOT CAUSE OF YOUR HEALTH CHALLENGE

Optimizing Your Health Has Never Been So Complete And Backed By Science

TOTAL VALUE OF $985+
ALL OF THIS FOR JUST $429